towerofglass:

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google says cruise ships often find themselves on rocky waters and this rattling sound is just part of the ship’s personality… did not know the personality in question was borderline

if the forever maskers are right and we’re all gonna die except for them…… i’d rather die than live and have them be the only people i can hang out with. sarry

one of my friends has worked on like 4 different cruises and i asked him if this has ever happened to him and he was like “yeah of course” WDYM……

if you take one piece of advice from me let it be this: never go on a fucking cruise

personally i have not seen a single reasonable Barbie take on the internet

will never forget the first day i moved into my apartment, when i ran into my neighbor on the first floor and he said “are you moving into 3R? with rachel rosemary and hannah?” and i was like ….yeah……. and he said “don’t worry. they’ll take care of you. and if they dont, let me know and i’ll take care of them.” and then i didn’t see him again for like 6 months

literal highlight of the trip so far has been seeing chucky and tiffany :/ sarry

Are You There God It’s Me Margaret movie adaptation was actually soooo good

having a crush on a problematic man is one of the worst things that can happen to an intelligent woman such as myself

chimpanzeedotcom:

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apartment search going great

Working hard

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

personally if someone said to me “i, too, have sailed the world and seen its wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as peru” i’d be like oh girl look at the time!!! gotta run!!! like, anthony is waaaay nicer than i am because i would NOT stick around for storytime

nasal passages so blocked my neti pot straight up doesn’t work 😍